Well folks, it looks like the radical left wing plot has worked and Barack Hussein Obama, the Messianic Muslim Mujahideen Manchurian Marxist Mormon Son-of-Malcom X Mao Man is about to have his way with the public on election day. Yes, those of us on the radical left worked long and hard in grooming this imposter, this complete composite fraud so that we could spread godlessness, gayness and of course the wealth. Oh,and destroy America and turn it into a radical Muslim nation. Oh, and secretly, despite the rule of law, turn America into a Communist nation by sneaking in Socialism. So what if Obama dines exclusively on seal pups that he clubs to death himself. So what if he plans to hold Halloween 365 days a year and practices voodoo. So what if he is not really a US citizen and practices mass hypnosis on his cheering crowds.
So what ifD.K. Raed thinks he is probably a secret Mormon. (Not really, she is just adding to the rumors that are floating around,) So what if the Israeli Insider says he is the secret son of Malcom X. He is our man! Go Mr. MMMMMMM Man!
And, Rest in Peace, Mrs. Dunham. I know you can see what is going on, I just hope you want to.
Pursey!!! you left out "Mormon" ... just to piss off any real muslims who might be concerned that BHO is hiding something from THEM. Afterall, he's never been seen in Utah (he dropped Michelle off to speak in SLC once, while he flew on by himself). Must be a thing to hide thing! HAH! Just wait for his 'secret agenda' muslim mormon missionaries to start bicycling around every U.S. neighborhood the day after inauguration. Resistance is futile, LOL!
Posted by: D.K. Raed | November 03, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Well, Rahm Emmanual, Obama's new Chief of Staff, has a dad who is Israeli born and was part of Irgun, which will fuel the fodder of right wing nut jobs for years to come.
I love that this was something of a landslide, I swear.
Posted by: Diva Jood | November 08, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Diva, I SWEAR, that night I said, "if he could hit 300 electoral votes and trounce the right I would wallow in pig shit. Now he is up to 365 electoral votes and I am seeking dinasour (sp?)dung on Sarah Palin's lawn to wallow in. Wait, I see some foot prints now. OMG, she has a huge ass dinasour wearing silk undies from Neiman's parading around in her so-called garden. OMG again, the dinasour is wearing pumps and munching on Bristol Palin's secret pot garden. Lord have mercy, and I thought this was the thing that only LSD trips were made of. No, it is the reality of the life at the Wasilla hillbilly home!
Posted by: pursey | November 10, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Dang, that's fine!
Posted by: Lulu Maude | November 18, 2008 at 06:32 PM
"Something of a landslide," Raed? Do you want to know what the fucking numbers were? Just ask and I'll be glad to school your ass.
Posted by: David | May 15, 2009 at 01:12 PM