HOW SISSY AND I CREATED BLACK MALE TWINS

How Sissy and I Created Black Male Twins; Another Inspiration by Don Pritchard

 

 

Don Pritchard is my muse. We got to yacking in a thread and he brought up this memory how my Mom used to threaten Sissy and me to behave or she would grab us by our ying yangs. Later in life, I figured ying yangs were dicks, but it turns out they are assholes. Gross, Mom would threaten to grab us by our assholes? Now, exactly how does that work. Seems like a lot of trouble on both ends. I mean, why not just yank us by our hair or some other body part with easier access?

So now I find out that there is a fabulously successful crunk rock group called the Ying Yang Twins. Shit, now I have to look up crunk rock. And if ying yang means assholes, does it mean these two guys are a couple of assholes?

Anyway, I hope these two assholes know that if it were not for Sissy and me they would probably be nobodies, just like the rest of the assholes. SO YING YANG TWINS, WHERE'S OUR MAILBOX MONEY?

Ying Yang Twins trying to look all poor and shit

And quit standing around trying to look all poor and shit. I know about your platinum records. Just who do you think you are trying to kid here? I didn't just fall off a turnip truck. I am hip to your shit. Send me the money or I will grab you by your ying yangs!!!!!!!

Comments

[Spadoman]

From the pictures I've seen of you, you have some substantially nice ying yangs, or are those something else?

I'm home. Good to be back. Hope you missed me.

Peace

[purseytuttweiler]

Missed you like crazy, Joseph, but glad you got to take that remarkable trip. Hey, our event is now going to be sometime in September. Will keep you posted.

[purseytuttweiler]

Joseph, your ying yang is your asshole and so far I don't believe I have posted any pictures of my asshole. Those are never really pretty.

[Misstraknowitall]

You know, I always thought it had to do with yin and yang, the Chinese philosophical principle about two seemingly opposing forces that are bound together. But now that I think of it, your reading seems much more appropriate to these gentlemen.