How Sissy and I Created Black Male Twins; Another Inspiration by Don Pritchard
Don Pritchard is my muse. We got to yacking in a thread and he brought up this memory how my Mom used to threaten Sissy and me to behave or she would grab us by our ying yangs. Later in life, I figured ying yangs were dicks, but it turns out they are assholes. Gross, Mom would threaten to grab us by our assholes? Now, exactly how does that work. Seems like a lot of trouble on both ends. I mean, why not just yank us by our hair or some other body part with easier access?
So now I find out that there is a fabulously successful crunk rock group called the Ying Yang Twins. Shit, now I have to look up crunk rock. And if ying yang means assholes, does it mean these two guys are a couple of assholes?
Anyway, I hope these two assholes know that if it were not for Sissy and me they would probably be nobodies, just like the rest of the assholes. SO YING YANG TWINS, WHERE'S OUR MAILBOX MONEY?
So now I find out that there is a fabulously successful crunk rock group called the Ying Yang Twins. Shit, now I have to look up crunk rock. And if ying yang means assholes, does it mean these two guys are a couple of assholes?
Anyway, I hope these two assholes know that if it were not for Sissy and me they would probably be nobodies, just like the rest of the assholes. SO YING YANG TWINS, WHERE'S OUR MAILBOX MONEY?
Ying Yang Twins trying to look all poor and shit
And quit standing around trying to look all poor and shit. I know about your platinum records. Just who do you think you are trying to kid here? I didn't just fall off a turnip truck. I am hip to your shit. Send me the money or I will grab you by your ying yangs!!!!!!!
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