Today, our newspaper horoscope read that our hearts were so bountiful that the number of lives we would affect was incalculable. Plus, our endeavors would contribute to the saving of the world! Hah, better than the offspring that Mother Theresa and Superman could have spawned!
And what do the horoscopes say of the other people with signs who frequently bash Capricorns? Well, it ain't pretty, I can tell you that. But, today my heart is bountiful so I will not explicitly list the short comings of many of my fellow humans!